the morning cram [The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls edition]
Good News. If you’re ever captured by Somali Pirates, Obama’s got your back, even if you’re Danish!
NPR reports Obama sent in his A-squad to deal with a hostage situation. With their success rate, I think Obama should start using the special forces to deal with all of his problems. Let’s start with a raid on the investment banks.
Kentucky~ The PRA is now a city agency. Here’s to hoping shiny tape will save our Amish from jail. Cadiz seeks to ban synthetic marijuana. Looks like Kentucky teachers may have to be held back. The Commonwealth considers a tax amnesty plan.
Tennessee~ Titan tire hopes to hire 300 people by the year’s end.