morning cram [saudi vacation edition]

“It’s the most bewitching, bewildering, beheading vacation spot you’ll never vacation in.”

~NPR interviews Vanity Fair‘s Maureen Dowd

KENTUCKY~ More patients sue a former Paducah social worker alleging sexual advances. Goodwill opens another collection site in Paducah and 2 inmates who escaped a halfway house there are back in custody. A helicopter pilot dies in a Crittenden County crash. Livingston County names a new superintendent. Fancy Farm Officials: no &$%#! this (129th) time around.

TENNESSEE~ New law: no more than 2 sex offenders per halfway house and Montgomery County Sheriffs will use new software to keep up with them.

ILLINOIS~ Bicyclists are getting some loving from the Governor.